Win7 Launch Party Video Illustrates Stepfored-esqe Failure

No matter what side of the Mac vs. PC jihad you sit on, if you watched this video without getting a case of the howling fantods then you are on much stronger tranquilizers than I.

The only way I think this could be worse is if they released a European racially pure version.

Someone explain to me how this is going to work. Anyone, if you are actually having a party to launch Windows 7, please take and post your video. I need to bear witness.