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Post Avatar Depression - CNN

"I just watched avatar a few weeks ago and I'm feeling depressed and sad. It's like I want to reach out and be in Pandora. I'd do anything to be in Pandora. I've tried so hard to dream about me being on Pandora but it hasn't worked."

I felt the exact same way after watching Titanic. I would have done anything to have been the iceberg that sank that ship.

Win7 Launch Party Video Illustrates Stepfored-esqe Failure

No matter what side of the Mac vs. PC jihad you sit on, if you watched this video without getting a case of the howling fantods then you are on much stronger tranquilizers than I.

The only way I think this could be worse is if they released a European racially pure version.

Someone explain to me how this is going to work.  Anyone, if you are actually having a party to launch Windows 7, please take and post your video.  I need to bear witness.

Now watch the excellent PORNO version