Aperture 3 Faces Matches Me With the Fiery Gates of Hell
John Haro’s Blahg |
posts from a technologist and ne'er-do-well |
"I just watched avatar a few weeks ago and I'm feeling depressed and sad. It's like I want to reach out and be in Pandora. I'd do anything to be in Pandora. I've tried so hard to dream about me being on Pandora but it hasn't worked."
I felt the exact same way after watching Titanic. I would have done anything to have been the iceberg that sank that ship.
I called 1-800-BBB-ROLL as asked for a B-roll of a man weeping at his keyboard for an Infomercial I want to create to generate traffic to my Blahg. I hope they can come through.
Read the whole 'story' via the link above. The site is loaded with great stories like this one.
Beck interviewed Muslim Congressman Keith Ellison (D-MN) and opened with this gem: "And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview because what I feel like saying is, sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies. And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy. But that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way."
How better to give Beck a taste of his own medicine than by wondering publicly why he has never addressed the rumor that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990? No one's saying that Beck really did it… but if he has nothing to hide, why won't he deny the tale?
Also since he could not get US courts to invalidate freedom of speech, he went to the international courts and gave it a shot.
Now that the millions of iPhone users in the US will have access to the latest and greatest (2002) MMS technology - I'm officially predicting HERE on this sh*tty BLAHG, a new era of goatse, rickrolling, and the favorite in my circle of friends "The Archer". Which i will not post here but is a surreal photo of a large man wearing nothing but a leather utility belt and posing with his hunting bow.
I am a software designer turned suit, occasional low-rent photographer, and as a friend once said a "sarcastic mother @#$@r". I can sleep soundly through any team sporting event but I'm passionate and politely opinionated about music, technology, and many other less valuable topics.
